If I had to make new friends in twenty minutes...

If I had to hold auditions for new friends in some strange, 

alternate reality (actually Paris Hilton really had a show like this, 

My New BFF where people actually competed to be her best friend.),  

I would ask to see a picture of the person from their childhood and early adolescence/

early teen years. I'm talking 9 - 14 type stuff. 

If they were always cute, I would snap my fingers + yell PASS 

because there's a 99.9% chance that person is not going to be funny.