WEEEEELP... // not billionaires.

- - - - - -

welp, we woke up on wednesday only to find out that we weren't billionaires. or even millionaires. or even, sadly, people with a proper bank account.

i was tooooootally reasonable about our odds of winning until i wasn't. 

i actually thought we had a shot! 

we could quit life + buy a house on a lake in idaho/montana/washington + a boat + 

someone to clean my house + help those in need + have 1,209,039 puppies and children + 

 lift my boobs so high i could rest my chin on them!!!!!

(my ladies are a sensitive subject right now)

(...they just. keep. growing.)

next time, powerball. next time.