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so here's the skinny: i positively hate every picture of myself. have you seen that friends episode where chandler's smile becomes completely unnatural every time any one tries to take a picture? that's me. i suck in my nose, curl under my upper lip, and get these crazy eyes that make me look like a savage woman. no, but seriously.
however, i love the front camera. love it. due to my high fiber diet and the fact that i am three-fourths allergic to everything, i spend a lot of time in the bathroom. please, please; don't feel sorry for me! i've gotten used to it! i read blogs, play games (play me in scramble with friends?), and most importantly, take selfies.
and here is my stockpile (mind you, this is just since september...):
(i was trying to cheat the celebrity face matcher and look like hermoine granger here. fail.)
(the pepsi? my running shoes? the giant apple? i have an obsession for kissing things...?)
...i know, i know! your eyes have rolled so many times they are now in orbit. is that a thing? can that be a thing? i don't actually know what my obsession is. but it's out of control. intervention, please? or not?
holy crap, you're a selfie genius! so nonchalant yet chic. teach me?
ReplyDeletei take no credit. the bathroom at my work has the most perfect lighting and really just coaxes you into the perfect selfie, you know?
Deletei feel that, girl, i feel that.
DeleteThe only thing more constant than you kissing things in these pictures is the flawless-ness of your eyebrows. Seriously... how do you do it?
ReplyDeleteha! jordan! how did you know that eyebrow compliments are my favorite kind of compliments?! and i am a hairy, hairy mother of pearl. i pluck 'em about every day...unfortunately.
Deletepretty girls like you are allowed to take a million selfies.
ReplyDeleteno, no! wrong! don't encourage me! i must be stopped!
Deletethe kissy face has officially been perfected, and thank heavens for that! jk lots of luv xoxo live love lib (going cray these days, forgive me)
ReplyDeletehahahaha B you kill me. im gonna say THANK GOODNESS for the front camera. i wouldn't want to miss out on all those precious private camera moments just cause i wasnt with you! miss you and cant wait to see you!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA!! YES! This post made my morning! Love you!
ReplyDeleteLAWLS you need to start a monthly edition of selfie posts. toooo goood
ReplyDeleteha! love it! also, i'm jealous of your eyelash extensions :)
ReplyDeleteoh girl. they were super fun and kardashian-esque the first couple days but after that i just looked bizarre. they started falling out and i had one or two SUPER long lashes and then all my stumpy ones hahah. i do not suggest!
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