there
are a few dates (because i date so much?) that i simply can not stand:
ice skating (it hurts my ankles and why would i pay to go around in a
circle?), gory movies (sans large soda and buttery popcorn), and
bowling.
my hatred for bowing is three-fold. 1.
being up to bowl reminds me of being up to bat which reminds me of how
badly i stunk at softball (i was the worst!); 2. i never know what to do
after i’m done and always make eye contact with the table of people too
early, you know? and then i have to maintain it or do a little face or
try to be cutesy and make that long walk back; 3. the shoes. i just
don’t like ‘em.
that
said! that said i think i like bowling now? i’ve turned a new leaf or
something? yesterday afternoon my family and i made our way to the
bottom of the wilkinson center and bought two games and shoes a la
student discount! my grandma is a renowned bowler and gave us some
pointers (“aim at the second dash from the right…”; “keep your arm and
thumb straight at the target…”; “stop trying to do a cute face! you’re
not on stage!”).
a new leaf, people!
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