hi, i'm alive!

…with the power of love!

(or is it glory?)(or is that even a song?)(…irrelevant)

 

But seriously. I am alive. I didn’t get raptured or anything (thank heavens).

Speaking of getting raptured, was I the only one that was seriously nervous? Followed by the feeling of disappointment that it didn’t happen? Followed by the feeling of shock that it was ‘raptured’ not ‘raptor-d’?

Also, fun fact: did you know that some people made like, millions of bucks off of this? They offered pet-sitting services for people post-rapture and charged a steep down payment. Genius.

As far as what I have been up to, (I know you guys are interested)(why did I just say you guys?)(because we are just one big happy blogging family and I  can call you friendly name like that…that’s why), I think the picture sums it up perfectly.

…and the Bachelorette is on.

The end.

(this post should have been named: hi, i’m alive…with nothing to say…but I wasn’t raptured)